John Boehner + Snooki

If those two hooked up, what would their children look like?  Would they be little day-glo orange babies with poofs and comb-overs?

And don’t think it wouldn’t happen, ever since the Democrats put a 10 percent tax on tanning Snooki has vowed to vote Republican…

Little Snooki-Boehner day-glo orange babies.  I think that’s what our country is coming to.

Oh, and don’t forget to vote.